my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months
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- teacher: focus on your work!
- me: FOCUS ON YOUR ABILITY
- teacher: call it whatever you want i dont know
- me: CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT EH EH EH
- teacher: raise up your head
- me: RAISE UP TO YOUR ABILITY
- somebody: 1,2,3
- me: close your eyes and count to 4
- friend: all the other kids are stupid
- me: WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
- friend: mangoes are pretty good
- me: I DONT LIKE MANGO
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magic mountain was bitchin’.
but now i’m back from vacation, fuck my lifeeee.
I have shit loads of homework to do but i’m on tumblr. yay.
